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Dead or Alive: Paradise Brings Sexy Back to PSP

Japanese game publisher Tecmo Koei has confirmed that Dead or Alive: Paradise is coming to the PSP in Europe this spring. No exact release date or price has yet been announced. The game, which has already been released in Japan, is a curious blend of beach volleyball and looking at bikini-clad girls (of course, isn't that what the Dead or Alive series has always been about?).

Featuring all of your favorite Dead or Alive hotties, basking in the tropical sun of 'New Zack Island' you will be able to mingle, flirt, play, take snapshots, and challenge the girls in various mini-games found throughout your private island.

Boasting the most beautiful 3D female characters even seen in any PSP title, you will be able to indulge in beach volleyball, pool hopping, as well as visiting the revamped casino resort run by the enigmatic 'Rio'. With an exhaustive shopping option as well, spend your hard-earned ZACK currency on hundreds of meaningless items, from clothes to gadgets then keep them for yourself or give them as gifts to your new girlfriends. Just like relationships in real life, the more gifts you give, the stronger their affection for you will grow.

You'll also be able to snap pervy candid photos of your giggling beauties in their beachwear which you can store in your very own private photo album and collect 'Venus Clips' to salivate over later. According to an unintentionally hilarious press release by Tecmo, "It's all on-the-go, and all in the palm of your hand. Take your girls anywhere. Play with them any time."

Thanks Tecmo, we didn't realize what this game was really about until you connected the dirty dots for us.

This game is so much like real life, it's like Tecmo is inside our heads.